I had to assist with a 
demonstration to an important prospective client via a WebEx* conference call on Wednesday. ‘We are so happy that you can do this .. you are a known quantity‘, said a colleague, one of the organizers – which made me chuckle.
The other non-human phrase that people sometimes use at work is : do you have any bandwidth to do this? Well yes, I will find some time to do it.. I am not a radio station or a robot that broadcasts with bandwidth !
*WebEx displays your own computer screen over the internet at a remote location.